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Hooked On Christ

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I'm the newly appointed expert on the treatment of drug addiction here to help the addicts to overcome through faith in religion One man has been blessed with vision, by god in his infinite wisdom so king George the second has generously bankrolled our glorious mission

Endless money will roll right in from this Christian right administration thanks to George's efforts, pushing faith based initiative legislation The first steps towards taxpayer-funded conversion have now been made We're finally getting reimbursed what we deserve to repay the price our savior paid

All of you hopeless addicts, drop that crutch and step right this way Don't forget to grab your bibles and together we'll pray that addiction away We'll get you off of those addictive drugs by hooking you on Christ and considering the blood that he spilled for you six hundred million is a reasonable price We'll rip that monkey off your back to make room for Jesus Christ Substitute that destructive habit with a more constructive vice We've replaced professional counselors with prayer time and bible study The GOP and Uncle Sam will now be remanding you to Jesus' custody

As long as I have god's healing power I have no need for medical training Blind faith is all we really need to get the number of junkies waning No more physical detox, we'll combat withdrawal by reading scripture Transforming sinners into respectable Christians is all a part of the bigger picture

We'll rip that monkey off your back to make room for Jesus Christ Substitute that destructive habit with a more constructive vice We've replaced professional counselors with prayer time and bible study The GOP and Uncle Sam will now be remanding you to Jesus' custody

We'll be the saviors of these junkies to bring us closer to our lord and savior for Christ's sake that's why George gave us the power to teach them good behavior And once they pass their test of will we'll pass the collection plate to help fund future causes to further bridge the gap between church and state

We'll rip that monkey off your back to make room for Jesus Christ Substitute that destructive habit with a more constructive vice We've replaced professional counselors with prayer time and bible study The GOP and Uncle Sam will now be remanding you to Jesus' custody


Doitsche Ãœbersetzung[edit]

Ich bin der neu einberufene Experte in der Suchtbekämpfung Hier, um die Süchtigen von ihrer Sucht mit dem Glauben in die Religion zu befreien Ein Mann wurde durch Gott mit seiner unendlichen Weisheit gesegnet Also finanziert König George der Zweite unsere glorreiche Mission



aaaah, habe keine Lust mehr und mache irgendwann mal weiter